Here's the skinny on sizes: For apparel, simply play it safe and stick to the size you'd typically choose when you raid the mall - you do wear clothes on a regular basis, right? If it's anything but threads, we've got you covered. Just peek at the description where we've painstakingly scribbled down the dimensions. In the odd chance we've flubbed and left out those specifics, consider that your golden ticket to joyfully take us to task - we can take a joke, we promise!
