Mega Rodzilla Rex - Enormous Dino Dick Novelty!

Introducing the one and only Mega Rodzilla Rex! 🦖🍆
This epic, 3D printed creation stands tall at approximately 12 inches, making it a colossal conversation starter! It measures an impressive 16 inches from tail to tip, ensuring that it dominates any room you choose to display it in. 😮

Weighing in at a solid 600g (1.32 lbs), this black beast is no lightweight – it's a true heavyweight of humor! 🏋️‍♂️ The Mega Rodzilla Rex is a unique fusion of prehistoric prowess and modern wit, guaranteed to bring laughter and astonishment to all who gaze upon it. 😂

Perfect as a novelty gift, party centerpiece, or just a hilarious addition to your home or office, the Mega Rodzilla Rex is a one-of-a-kind creation that's sure to turn heads and raise eyebrows. 👀 Don't miss your chance to own this unforgettable masterpiece! 🎁🔥

So, go ahead, unleash your inner paleontologist and get ready to explore the wild side of humor with the Mega Rodzilla Rex! 🕶️✨ #MegaDickosaurusRex

Here's the skinny on sizes: For apparel, simply play it safe and stick to the size you'd typically choose when you raid the mall - you do wear clothes on a regular basis, right? If it's anything but threads, we've got you covered. Just peek at the description where we've painstakingly scribbled down the dimensions. In the odd chance we've flubbed and left out those specifics, consider that your golden ticket to joyfully take us to task - we can take a joke, we promise!